Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids

avrillavigne12251 Says:

Nov 9, 2009 - oh god, lol.

Chris123TV Says:

Nov 10, 2009 - I AM SERIOUS. IF YOU TOUCH HIM I WILL KILL YOU. lmao!!!

RavnoUK Says:

Nov 12, 2009 - damn... well my mom is on facebook.... and yes.. its like that :(

smartic7 Says:

Nov 13, 2009 - you can talk with her about it can't you oO

Paulwhoisvegan Says:

Nov 13, 2009 - I can tell her about other peoples videos, but if she discovers mine then I will have to change names and reload the 150 videos that I have up! I would never upload a video that I know my mom wouldn't want out. For instance, I have a video of Eric Harris at my Aunts birthday party, my family wouldn't want that out there, I asked my Aunt she asked me not to

smartic7 Says:

Nov 13, 2009 - I was referring to talking to your mom not to stalk you everywher, that you ain't fine with it.

withoutasong Says:

Nov 14, 2009 - The mom's profile has two friends. lol

yewtewbar Says:

Nov 14, 2009 - So now the only excuse for not knowing every detail of your child's life, is having a life of your own. Gloria, thank you so much for being with us again!

ytismylife Says:

Nov 14, 2009 - LMAO Read the facebook and twitter pages omg thats sooo fucking funny

Clearie552 Says:

Nov 14, 2009 - my dad stalks me using my deviantart.

iloveclams Says:

Nov 15, 2009 - HAHAHAHHAA xD

BGLart Says:

Nov 16, 2009 - "How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids" its only natural you faggot lol.

niltsirk Says:

Nov 16, 2009 - wow I can track my mum

dragoon559 Says:

Nov 16, 2009 - Am I the only one that thinks this is disgusting?

Chris123TV Says:

Nov 16, 2009 - probably, seeing as everyone else knows its a joke

TheFloatingBox Says:

Nov 17, 2009 - This is hilarious. Isnt it blindingly obvious how you can stalk your child via facebook? Didnt anyone figure that out? Get the fake enthusiasm from the presenters!! This is so freeking funny.

asaratkhandr Says:

Nov 17, 2009 - -_- unfortunately...so true

jesuis88 Says:

Nov 18, 2009 - It's satire. Laugh.

thewindwaker Says:

Nov 18, 2009 - its very distrusting. if it was me and my mom was stalking me like this i swear i would close my account forever

BlazinBobs Says:

Nov 18, 2009 - You can always block them on facebook and when they ask you what happened, you just tell them that you deactivated your account lol

JustBeConfident Says:

Nov 19, 2009 - There are many pros and cons issues. If all the parents can work hand in hand with their kids in order to share their knowledge, skill and multiple NETWORK resources, I can foresee many rocket dreams will be exploded naturally, and surely ALL THESE ARE not MIRACLE TRICKS BUT HUMAN POWER NETWORK RESOURCES...Shall we let this golden chance slip away? As such you can trace out any person you like...LOL...

Stevenhiggles Says:

Nov 20, 2009 - I don't think the Onion is a fake any more. Everything they said in that video was so true, but I just block my mom XD

Babeyyangel Says:

Nov 20, 2009 - don`t give my mom ideas

kadoom101 Says:

Nov 20, 2009 - im showing this to my mother, she loves theonion

iJay5th Says:

Nov 21, 2009 - that is fricken messed up! dam id hate if my mom did that. thats so dirties!