Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes

Mcflashes28 Says:

Oct 27, 2009 - damn that bitch is fat

letsbangheads Says:

Oct 27, 2009 - yea an your a superficial dumbass

Mcflashes28 Says:

Oct 27, 2009 - i believe you meant to type *you're*

samuils Says:

Oct 28, 2009 - Guys this is a comedy news channel the onion, just have fun and stop claiming its fake (of course it is), or debating how terrible that anchor is, its comedy.

WyattNyte15 Says:

Oct 29, 2009 - wow, slow news day...

YoSS4ever Says:

Nov 1, 2009 - really?

mrbriscoe2001 Says:

Nov 2, 2009 - Very USEFUL video....so,if someone accidentally strangles a woman who BEGGED for some "rough action",that wouldn't be murder,would it....?

Blueyedgirl357 Says:

Nov 4, 2009 - Oh my god! I did it! I didn't click your username! ZOMG *bored now*

mrcheeto1006 Says:

Nov 9, 2009 - Ok drshields those laws don't apply if you invite them in! i mean wrf are you serious? Please go educate yourself and then come post. Theres also a lot of conditions and restrictions to that law depending on the situation. A man should be able to protect his home and family from an intruder! I hope you really don't think otherwise

vampiricllama Says:

Nov 9, 2009 - Haha I love the blank stares he starts to get about a minute in.

Woodenbricks123 Says:

Nov 9, 2009 - Let me just clear this up, The Onion isn't a real news station... It's all a bunch of comedy sketches if you haven't noticed already.

SASR Says:

Nov 10, 2009 - You fucking mongoloid.

JonahDavids Says:

Nov 14, 2009 - If someone hasn't noticed already, they're not going to get it. Ever. People who do not understand that the Onion is fake news are, at best, not paying attention. At worst, they are abject morons too dumb to know when they're being made fools of. I love the Onion. Exposing idiots and providing entertainment at the same time!

Woodenbricks123 Says:

Nov 14, 2009 - You fucking Caucasoid and Negroid. Don't be so fucking racist, it makes you look uneducated.

SASR Says:

Nov 15, 2009 - I wasn't saying it in reference to you. And 'Mongoloid' is also a slang term for mentally deranged people. I wasn't trying to be racist, just offensive.

elitecrank617 Says:

Nov 15, 2009 - LMFAO screw the news im watching the onion

Woodenbricks123 Says:

Nov 16, 2009 - Well, you killed two birds with one stone. Congratulations. And have you ever wondered why 'Mongoloid' is a slang (or as I like to call it, a derogatory term) for mentally deranged people? Because racism was even more prevalent back then. It's just like the terms, 'gay', 'homo', 'f*g', and 'retarded' in the modern day used as derogatory terms.

SASR Says:

Nov 16, 2009 - I know. And the original post (which has now been deleted) was retarded, so I wanted to insult the guy. It's just a word, don't take it so literally, the meaning of words changes all the time.

Woodenbricks123 Says:

Nov 16, 2009 - And now you're using 'retarded' as a derogatory term. I hope you know it doesn't mean, 'stupid'. Actually, that isn't even the meaning of 'Mongoloid'. "Mongoloid' means the skull that is of Asians and the Asian race. The way you used it was derogatory-so that's not the meaning of the word. Just like 'retarded' doesn't mean stupid. It never did, it never will. The meaning of words don't change. Ignorant people just come up with the excuse.

SASR Says:

Nov 16, 2009 - I'm fully aware of the real meaning of the words. And the context in which I used it not being the real meaning of the word is exactly my point. All language and meaning of words comes from what somebody has decided it means, meanings change. Take 'spastic' for example. Not originally a derogatory term, but it began to be used as one, thus the meaning was changed. I am in no way ignorant, and am completely understanding of the English language and how I use it.

Woodenbricks123 Says:

Nov 16, 2009 - People DO decide to make words derogatory words and slang words. But mind you, those aren't posted in the dictionary. That's because they aren't the actual definitions, they are slangs. And just because some ignorant, pathetic, loser starts using a derogatory term, and pathetic idiots follow, doesn't mean you have to. If you mean 'stupid' say 'stupid'. 'Insane' say 'insane'. It's not that hard.

notoc1112 Says:

Nov 17, 2009 - ^turns up the volume on his iPod and stares determinedly at the floor...

conceil8 Says:

Nov 19, 2009 - LEAVE YOUR CHURCH! (faith in Christ alone is all that matters) DO NOT BUY, DO NOT SELL (just help for free; give for free). DESTROY ALL THE WORKS OF THE BEAST (be perfectly holy)

conceil8 Says:

Nov 19, 2009 - I challenge all the Christians in the entire planet -layman and church leaders alike- to pray God that the volcanic eruption I stated below would not happen: "Before this year will be over, 2 volcanic eruptions will shake the United States of America. The name of these volcanoes had something to do with faith." If despite of your prayer these faithful volcanoes had erupted, then, know and understand that God is with me, therefore you are under obligation to listen to me

6evil6dagger6 Says:

Nov 20, 2009 - there is absolutly NO WAY the host did anything wrong, you guys are all dillusional