Ellen's Oscar® monologue

azimuth361 Says:

Nov 11, 2009 - Angus Young called. He wants his jacket back. Normally, I really like Ellen, but she seemed really stilted and awkward here. Her show is much better.

Ceesayful Says:

Nov 11, 2009 - Al gore line was great! LOL : its complicated. uhm hell yeah it is.. illuminati

Desttinyy Says:

Nov 11, 2009 - Haha look at 4:56 Scorcese like, "Yeah whatever we get it bitch, lets move along now."

Desttinyy Says:

Nov 11, 2009 - Haha look at 4:56 Scorcese like, "Yeah whatever we get it bitch, lets move along now."

theloonymango Says:

Nov 12, 2009 - lol ...did u notice when they cut to helen mirren she sees herself on the big screen and notices her breast line is shown and quickly sits back....hehe

miguelucho20008 Says:

Nov 13, 2009 - Folks, we've got STEVE MARTIN coming back -just tight! And he'll be with the very awsome ALEC BALDWIN. Great!

miguelucho20008 Says:

Nov 13, 2009 - No, no, no... Chris Rock was wayyyyyyy worse.

JuliaMuehlbauer Says:

Nov 14, 2009 - what the heck!?

JuliaMuehlbauer Says:

Nov 14, 2009 - Sorry, didn't quite catch the last part of this sentence: "Would I say too many? Not here. No. At home in my pyjamas..."

fleethescene31 Says:

Nov 14, 2009 - best person for the job!

therealbabo Says:

Nov 14, 2009 - she is a great speaker

LaDominicana33 Says:

Nov 15, 2009 - Abigails dress was adorable.

lickstickly Says:

Nov 15, 2009 - please justify that comment it just seems 2 me that she makes a joke people laugh?

Samiii15 Says:

Nov 16, 2009 - omg its soo cute when will smith is like cracking up :). ellen is soo cool and anyone who disses her is obvious to stupid to understand her style of comedy.

1023ems Says:

Nov 16, 2009 - I love the Jennifer Hudson and Al Gore joke!

wikkedchik90 Says:

Nov 17, 2009 - will clappin hard

lorenzodemedici1 Says:

Nov 17, 2009 - I never noticed it before but she looks like an female version of Owen Wilson!

lorenzodemedici1 Says:

Nov 17, 2009 - she looks like owen wilson

bethmatthewsss Says:

Nov 17, 2009 - "with half a case of Chardonnay in me, who knows what I'd say!"

nooyawkfun Says:

Nov 17, 2009 - LMAO on Owen Wilson comments. This is a very cool and classy monologue. Why? Because she doesn't go over the top. It's a very measured and funny monologue. She's gotta be freaking out inside so she turns the table on the audience and puts the spotlight back on them, and turns it into a joke. Well-played, Ellen.

X0ellenandportia0X Says:

Nov 18, 2009 - lol look at you 5:01

AnnaElinaa Says:

Nov 18, 2009 - she's amazing and like the funniest ever!!!!

ELEFANTRA Says:

Nov 18, 2009 - She looks like a male version of Owen Wilson!

abiz33 Says:

Nov 19, 2009 - hahahahaha yeah she does!!!!!!

redsoxandpats Says:

Nov 20, 2009 - Hahaha when will smith claps its so loud..