chat up lines..

leemcgavinjoey Says:

Sep 8, 2009 - My friend came up to me one day and said, "Are your parents terrorists? Because ur da bomb."

welshboy118 Says:

Sep 13, 2009 - i like that one, did it hurt ,, did what hurt ,, when you fell form heaven,,, i know one,,, i lost my phone number can i have yours ^^

xxxAngrytoasterxxx Says:

Sep 14, 2009 - thomas in the background lol

McFlyHelpsMe Says:

Sep 18, 2009 - I just love most of these lines they're so cheesy =+) that they are cool.

Aelfarh Says:

Sep 20, 2009 - Very funny... and I just love your accent!

darkangelsatoshi Says:

Sep 22, 2009 - ur so cute i think i fell inlove

yinglangstarrunner Says:

Sep 22, 2009 - My friends and I have an ongoing discussion on whether or not we'd agree to go out with a guy who used those chat-up lines, among others. I say yes...only if they know just how terrible they are.

olliethepolly123 Says:

Oct 3, 2009 - somehow you can make it not funny

Pestana07 Says:

Oct 5, 2009 - Did it hurt when u fell from heaven? cause it looks like u landed on ur face

fazel911 Says:

Oct 11, 2009 - the best one is "i lost my teddy bear... will you sleep with me? hahaha :p

auws94 Says:

Oct 12, 2009 - if you thougt of that well done thats some funny shit

LeitrimLad18 Says:

Oct 15, 2009 - u stupid lookin prick..wot sort of a wanker ar u?u really ar a fuckin toss pot n i reckon ur a cock lover............................gimpy lookn gay mother fucker!!!!!!!!!.....any dumb fuck with 2 brain cells 2 scratch togethr cud tink off those u cock lovin fuck.......go and suck off a donkey cuz i reckn ud love it....nd also ur a virgin cunt.....lose the flaps too u dicklicker

MeganPascal17 Says:

Oct 17, 2009 - its ok to be jealous of him.

LeitrimLad18 Says:

Oct 18, 2009 - loook im irish nd im drunk..if he was from my area he would get such a knee capping... ..nice tune on your page..

littleoldrandomme Says:

Oct 21, 2009 - My favourites! 'You must work at subway because you just give me a foot long baby' 'I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?' 'Would you like an austrailian kiss? it's just like a french kiss but down under' lol! they are funny but they wouldn't work on me! lol!

sashiaTSn Says:

Oct 25, 2009 - Yaap i would like to have an australian kiss:P

Awesomeuser1 Says:

Oct 26, 2009 - Lol, australian kiss.

maddmorgan14 Says:

Nov 1, 2009 - ur so cute it wouldnt matter to me what you said

matprithellodave Says:

Nov 3, 2009 - fuuck you

mitzismink Says:

Nov 5, 2009 - i actually really appreciate the teddy bear one. I think I may just use that.

johnnieguy09 Says:

Nov 7, 2009 - Some science pick up lines. ~If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase. That way, I could unzip your genes! (Genetics) ~If I were a reaction, I would be SN2. That way, I could attack your backside! (O-Chem) ~Oooo baby, I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves! (Calculus)

phdotsco Says:

Nov 9, 2009 - do you have a bright light on your face because you want to hide your features?

SnickersInTheBarn Says:

Nov 11, 2009 - You're so hot, I'd do you no matter what you said :)

CI5LATICS Says:

Nov 19, 2009 - aussie kiss was a gd one, won't us it unless i want a clap in the face.lol

katiekiyoshikaudse Says:

Nov 20, 2009 - hahahahaha down unda. that was amazingg, ive never heard that one before. mahah3