Comic Relief III "Steven Wright" Stand Up Comedy

rhcpfan2030 Says:

Aug 19, 2009 - Yeah, because, the comment i made was totally racist in it's intentions, and didn't imply at all that it was one legend introducing another legend regardless of colour, or that that sort of thing is somewhat uncommon. It was completely and utterly racist... dumbass.

bamlincoln Says:

Aug 20, 2009 - dudes got a sweet hair cut

professor1966 Says:

Aug 20, 2009 - one of my favorite lines from him (not in this clip) is "If toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you strapped buttered toast to a cat's back and dropped it?" -- too funny

nigel106 Says:

Aug 22, 2009 - One of my favorites: I was playing poker one night with taro cards. I drew a full house; four people died.

dbmsmp Says:

Sep 18, 2009 - M@n dis son of a bitch is fuckn funny ............ best line is wen he goes lyk " my frnd has a car phone and the answering msg says am home so cant pick da cal n ll cal you wen am out...." ha ha

zubalu12 Says:

Sep 19, 2009 - Stephen Fry's not dead

zubalu12 Says:

Sep 19, 2009 - Shit, I meant stephen wright. I'm sorry, I've been watching "a bit of Fry and Laurie".

1gurel Says:

Sep 21, 2009 - "i once wrote a story about a photographer who went crazy trying to take a close-up of the horizon"

mynameisjonas45 Says:

Sep 25, 2009 - Are there any Steven Wright albums?

Romashk Says:

Sep 26, 2009 - yes

TheSeventhStooge Says:

Sep 28, 2009 - I am aware of two albums-"I Have a Pony" and "I Still Have a Pony." He also has a DVD- "When the Leaves Blow Away"

jd42305 Says:

Sep 29, 2009 - I wonder if dry/deadpan comics like Steve Wright and Zach Galifianakis grew large beards so that they can hide their smirks.

SilverVayne Says:

Oct 1, 2009 - I can see why you would think that, but if you really think about it, some of his jokes don't sink in immediately and everyone realizes at the same time, hence they laugh at the same time. :D

JimmyJillikers Says:

Oct 3, 2009 - My favourite steven wright joke was I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to add to it.

TheSeventhStooge Says:

Oct 4, 2009 - That one just might be my favorite. Or how about this one- I went to a drive-in movie in a cab. I had to pay $412 to watch the movie.

lednirvana2112 Says:

Oct 8, 2009 - i spilled spot remover on my dog. now hes gone

kiminokami Says:

Oct 8, 2009 - It's okay. We love you. *hug*

6to12inchman Says:

Oct 25, 2009 - I like when he said "I planted some bird seed. A bird came up...Now I don't know what to feed it."

flavorspatrol Says:

Nov 16, 2009 - This is one of the most unbelievable sets ever. Steven Wright Boston Comedy God.

marcdrumz Says:

Nov 18, 2009 - i can levitate birds, but no one cares.... good thing for gravity, or when birds died, they'd stay up there..... LMAO

BeatriceBlake Says:

Nov 21, 2009 - I love how he sounds like he was just woken up from a 20 year coma :-)

TheSeventhStooge Says:

Nov 22, 2009 - And he looks like he just woke up from a 20-year coma too. LOL. He's great, isn't he?

BeatriceBlake Says:

Nov 23, 2009 - Awesome :-)

wir7460 Says:

Nov 23, 2009 - Reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld.

wickkidda Says:

Nov 23, 2009 - Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.