Sam Kinisons Southern Preaching Style

nakedamish Says:

May 15, 2009 - I was born and raised Unitarian Universalist. and married a man from a traditional christian background. I feel they love me. But I also know that they pray each night that I will find "the way". Sam was a riot, a genious of a little troll and his rant has never been topped. If there is a heaven, I'm sure God is being well entertained. And as for George Carlin...well, he's joined Sam. RIP

nakedamish Says:

May 15, 2009 - Sorry. He's probably out now and driving around, enjoying his "great ice-breaker bar story" about how he killed a celebrity. Sickening.

phillyfan345 Says:

May 20, 2009 - RIP Sam Kinison and Bill Hicks

Orangetitanfan Says:

May 24, 2009 - (James 4:17 says Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not, to him it is sin.) I Galations 6:7 ---- Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

Boelcke1916 Says:

Jun 6, 2009 - This is awesome. I miss Sam. He was truly hilarious and his humor made the days easier. God bless you, Sam.

JonWRowe Says:

Jun 7, 2009 - Sam, a child of God, is with the Lord now.

Velvet39 Says:

Jun 17, 2009 - God is laughing, you will not enter the kingdom, but you may find a scalper and enter the King Dome.

V317345 Says:

Jun 19, 2009 - He was also a patriot, you should hear what he said about the first gulf war!!!

razorangelfreak Says:

Jul 5, 2009 - His father was a preacher, and Sam felt that he had to follow in his footsteps. He was broke most of the time he was preaching. He was a great comedian. The biography on his life was interesting.

lord69z Says:

Aug 4, 2009 - God is not mocked? Hes a genocidal asshole.

FukYoMomma Says:

Aug 15, 2009 - I Galations 6:7 is a damn LIE! How many millions of people have reaped what they have not sowed? How many early Christians were murdered although they had murdered no one? How many Jews cried out to God from behind razor wire in Nazi Germany, only to be starved, gassed, and burned? Surely 6 million Jews are not guilty of doing the same to others before reaping that cruel fate. How many children die from painful diseases, like bone cancer, that kills slowly and agonizingly? God is a bastard

xRIKTERx Says:

Aug 28, 2009 - jesus himself is the greatest example of people not reaping what they sow...but there isn't enough time in either of our lives to discredit all the bullshit stories in the bible

CaramelMamiChula Says:

Sep 22, 2009 - george carlin is dead right now.

Vattens Says:

Sep 23, 2009 - I know that. Unfortunately he is.

circutracer150 Says:

Oct 5, 2009 - Actually, people are bastards. God has nothing to with it. Religion is bullshit and lies, faith is where it is at man. Free will is taken advantage of, and people are fucktards for it. As for disease, so fucking what? Shit happens. Be a pretty dull fucking world with no strife at all.

mikaelkundera Says:

Oct 13, 2009 - individuality is a modern concept. try again.

FukYoMomma Says:

Oct 14, 2009 - Cogent thought is an Enlightenment accomplishment. Try it.

mikaelkundera Says:

Oct 15, 2009 - using logic to debate g-d? the bible is pretty big. try reading the book of Job, especially the end.

cityofimmigrants Says:

Nov 6, 2009 - That woman is the definition of everything wrong with the 80s.

writertrump Says:

Nov 8, 2009 - I miss that old fuck.

CaramelMamiChula Says:

Nov 10, 2009 - same here,lolz! the modern day "comedians" r not funny so lets keep it real.the best 1's r from the 70s,80s and 90s,4 the win and hands down and sam and george was 2 of them the good yesteryear comedians and especially the good dead 1's like them. :**(

writertrump Says:

Nov 10, 2009 - russell peters is pretty good in the more currrent stand ups his jokes about his own race are funny

earp1673 Says:

Nov 12, 2009 - Rest in peace with God, Sam Kinison. Rest.

limousineone Says:

Nov 14, 2009 - Sam's the best....and yes...he was right....he WAS just trying to help.

theeuprise Says:

Nov 23, 2009 - russell peters is awesome!