Halo 3 Rap - "The Greatest Ever" (Machinima)

Added: Dec 17, 2008   By: machinima

Duration: 4:23

Channel: Entertainment

HALO 3 : by pat12. A rap about the greatest Halo 3 player ever. Made by skullkruncher13 and patfan8326. "We don't think we're any good at halo 3, we suck at it and we know it. Also we both love CoD and Halo, we just used the CoD line for the sake of a rhyme and some humor. We didn't expect it to spark WWIII" Thanks, John PLAYLIST: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=DAF8EF0669F3E2A0 LYRICS: (Guy talking on headset) I got a bag of Doritos And a can of cherry coke I turn on the Xbox And I'm already stoked Because I know Nobody can step up to me While I'm dominating All the land in Halo 3. The assault rifle is lame The shotgun is insane But I prefer the battle rifle While I'm fighting long range You'll be minding your own business When you're POW BEAT DOWN By the time you know it's me I won't even be around. (Echo) And without a sound You could try to find me But you're the one who'll get found And then I'll pump you fulla lead Or lay you out with a grenade If life was based on Halo Then I know I'd have it made. (Guy talks) It's not that easy being me I have endured and I have scars But take a look at my rank: A golden crest with stars And my highest skill reached In case you hadn't guessed Is a number that the system Can't begin to assess Because I'm the best You best not lose your head You know you're playing against me And that's enough said. The accuracy of a hawk And the skill of jui-jitsui, I'll come down on you so fast that You'll never know what hit you! (Guy talks some more) You might offer "party up" But I guess that's too bad I don't party up with anyone Because I'm too rad And you'll only make me lose And that will make me mad Then the best you'll get from me Is a friendly teabag I'll splatter you and beat you down And maybe play you later I don't care if you get angry Cuz you're just another hater "Skullkruncher13" Is my live ID And I'm the kinda kid who makes you wonder "How'd he kill me?" Beating and defeating Every meeting of the cheating little campers Their manliness could match exotic dancers So don't be camping son Because I got a Spartan laser And I see you don't got one. With a bing zap BAM You'll be singin' hot damn You got lasered by the skullkrunch And that's who I am. So no matter where you run No matter how much luck, I'll be the one to bring you down And make a fella yell "darn!" (Inspirational Speech) The mongoose and the warthog And the scorpion too I got a license for em all And I'm ready to kill you You hear the engine reving And you know what to do But when you think you're on the ready You're already run through son Yea You know it's what I do best If I'm snapping your neck Or makin' you a total mess. And if you're new to halo, Just call this a hazing. If you gave me just a pistol Then I'll make it look amazing. There's something red On my motion detector I'll track it right down Like I was a vector Batting of shots With my laser deflector I'll fight for my Halo And I'll always protect her Halo is The most incredible game When I get online, I see that people are lame Cuz they all play a game named Call of Duty I would love that game Yea if I was three. I started off I was friendly and nice But now I've gotten much better And my heart turned to ice I talk smack To the haters I play And I can beat em all down So I don't care what they say Isolation, Last Resort And even rat's nest I can never stop playing Cuz I'm kinda obssessed You wanna fight? I'll rise up to the test Cuz you're gonna find out Halo's what I do best

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