Science Humor by Comedian Brian Malow

artnmuzic Says:

Sep 12, 2006 - Not to sound insulting, but...well, ok, let me put it this way. It's a geek joke. People who spent a lot of time reading, studying science, and getting beat up at school as kids for being 'teacher's pets' get that joke. :)

SteedGorakson Says:

Oct 1, 2006 - I didn't get that at all.

RollingGnomes Says:

Oct 23, 2006 - That was funny

LeftBrainRight Says:

Nov 4, 2006 - Two laughs in one.. first, a GREAT joke from Brian.. then, a good chuckle at those of you that don't get it.. yes, its humor for those science geeks from school that are now responsible for not screwing up your gastric bypass surgery on Monday morning...

epgyd Says:

Nov 16, 2006 - Not hysterical. I do get it, though. It's about as good as a single good Steven Wright joke.

stevenewyork Says:

Nov 16, 2006 - I put instant coffee in the microwave and I went back in time.

drfunk222 Says:

Nov 26, 2006 - wow. pasta and anti-pasta. Talk about pushing the limits of a premise. Maybe the anti-christ eating spaghetti at the last supper? No, that would be too heady, just keep it super simple Brian and you'll be writing for Leno in no time.

jizzmatic2000 Says:

Nov 27, 2006 - antipasto: any of various typically Italian hors d'oeuvres; also : a plate of these served especially as the first course of a meal

epgyd Says:

Nov 29, 2006 - I lost a buttonhole.

deathwithin Says:

Dec 9, 2006 - if i had been high it might have been funny...maybe.

tigerinhouston Says:

Dec 11, 2006 - I have a feeling that this is only funny to those of us with an IQ above the proper serving temperature for red wine. I think some of the folks here don't even reach white wine temps...

raubhi Says:

Dec 13, 2006 - pretentious much?

acardist Says:

Dec 13, 2006 - lol yeah our family lives on the edge me and my mom love pasta but my dad hates it so we have live threatening situations going on every week ^^

gianlucapaul Says:

Feb 20, 2007 - How is this science geek humor? People cannot think critically and I believe this should be classified as thinking person's humor. I don't enjoy Bill Hick's in particular but go watch the Trio special on YouTube. He's yelling at you drfunk222.

m2chaudh Says:

Mar 6, 2007 - IQ is dependent on demographics you belong to, i dont get most of the white jokes, i never been to US (dont plan to)i was on a call with a customer from texas and he was talking like horse shit and laughing as if he made some nice joke, I couldnt understand shit but I know that wasnt regular English.

TUFFASROCKS Says:

Mar 17, 2007 - You suck for knowing what antipasto is.

beakerthebio1123 Says:

Apr 14, 2007 - Okay, for those who don't get it and for those of you who hate wine: In Science, anti-matter is a physical form of energy that begets matter...they cancel each other out.Therefore, anitpasta begets pasta. 'And the punchline is' that

cartercomedy Says:

May 18, 2007 - that IS funny- ya the response always depends on the audience- I was thinking matter and antimatter are supposed to cause a big explosion, or is that science fiction? so i'm see a big freakin pasta explosion, which sounds like some kind of fast food italian place that belongs in the mall

butseriouslydotcom Says:

May 19, 2007 - Exactly... matter and anti-matter annihilate each other, converting their mass into energy. Big explosion. The ultimate energy source if it could be controlled. That is science. In science fiction, it's the energy source for the Enterprise in Star Trek, for example.

cartercomedy Says:

May 19, 2007 - ya, dilithium crystals dude- what if we shoot the dilithium crystals with phasers?! ;-)

Chuck1701 Says:

Jun 10, 2007 - I loved it. I think that Scotty said it best in "The Naked Time": Ya can't mix pasta and antipasta cold... I've got to have 30 minuntes! Or perhaps not...

electronifilm Says:

Jan 12, 2008 - only one problem with that-- we have to invent dilithium crystals and non-musical phasers first!

vadawaii Says:

Jul 27, 2008 - joke, i loved: comments, genius! [you know who you are!]

yodycat Says:

Oct 21, 2008 - What about the kitchen counter paradox? You're an astronomer, so maybe you know...in order to create space,you have to clear counter space. And then a minute later, both are gone. Hope to catch you at Rooster T.'s!

mindylinky Says:

May 27, 2009 - lolol