Jesus Will Survive - Jesus Christ! The Musical

ToxicThoM Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - Do not believe word for word from the bible!!! if anyone does - this is called a "special" person!

sassitheoriginal Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - You are always talking about South Korea, but nobody cares! I dont give a fuck off south korea

Polterguist666 Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - Jesus!

LollyxGirl Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

haloCE6 Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - omg lol i read some of those people who type funny about the bible XD lmao and nice ending ym sides split open laughing annd my lungs were hanging out :D

11matt1 Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - why not believe it? why tell someone what they are if they believe in Jesus our savior?

Nightflare514 Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - seriously. this isnt funny at all. how would YOU feel if you died for other people's sins who obviously are not appreciative? yet he still loves you. show some respect, please.

11matt1 Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - well said sir/miss even though your comment wasn't directed to me it's nice to talk with people who know and believe in Jesus

Prounounced Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - I am lol'ing at the christian folk

hustlandflow21 Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - @11matt1 thanks, the spirit of jesus brings us together, we christ's flock,you are right, when you hear someone who loves christ it is a nice experience. Man they hate us and make fun of us, HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND MAY OUR LORD JESUS BLESS YOU...GLORY TO OUR FATHER IN HEAVEN, one day we shall be made one in christ

Noobsburglolness Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - pwnt XD

theoriginal001 Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - How dare you call jesus as bullshit. Do you have manners? Mog087 you are the one who is retarded. Fix yourself motherfucker!

YouSatanic Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - In the Synoptics, Jesus leads an apocalyptic movement. He preaches that the end of the current world will come unexpectedly, and that he will return to judge the world, especially according to how they treated the vulnerable. He calls on his followers to be ever alert and faithful. In Mark, the Kingdom of God is a divine government that will forcibly appear within the lifetimes of his original followers.

YouSatanic Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - Matthew describes false Messiahs, disasters, tribulations, and signs in the heavens that will portend Jesus' return, which is also described as unexpected.

YouSatanic Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - His moral teachings in Matthew and Luke encourage unconditional self-sacrificing God-like love for God and for all people. During his sermons, he preached about service and humility, the forgiveness of sin, faith, turning the other cheek, love for one's enemies as well as friends, and the need to follow the spirit of the law in addition to the letter.

hustlandflow21 Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - Mog087...i beleive in jesus christ of nazareth, his crucification at calvary, his ressurection and the power of his blood in forgiving sins, now who do you beleive in....Obama...what if he gets sick...yourself..what if you have alzeimers...hollywood star...what if their movies flop...50 cent....what if he looses his voice..jesus saved me ...jesus you saved me

MeAndJesusHadA3Some Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - jesus seems to have put on a few pounds for this vid. he was thinner and sexier when i fucked him.

Mog087 Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - @hustlandflow21 I believe i'm in year 2009 ffs, you are ridicolous dude, this is not the medieval age, you are a psycho who doesn't know what the real world is, you are so ignorant you still believe the same things people believed 1500 years ago cause you have no damn culture...There's a thing called science, and you live 80 years instead of 35 thx to that, not to Jesus.

Mog087 Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - @hustlandflow21 Some of you americans are fucking nuts, have you heard of a thing called progress? Yes? Then stop slowing it with your fairytales and your stupid ass morality.

Mog087 Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - @theoriginal001 I have nothing against jesus really, I do have something against christinaity and the church and against people like who believes it's bullshit, it had some sense in the medieval age when noone had culture and noone could explain anything but now? It's ridicolous. It's fucking ridicolous aswell that you americans still say "god bless whatever" and than you believe anything in the bible, it must take some effort to keep living with that level of ignorance.

Mog087 Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - Drop the caps you fucking fundie.

Mog087 Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - The comments on this vid are so amazing. I can't believe you fundies, I can't believe people like you still exists, it's surreal. That kind of crazy religious extremism doesn't really exists where I live, people is not open about atleast cause they know how ridicolous they are. Atleast you fundies are less every day and people has enaugh common sense not to believe in that bullshit you believe. Without your hate, your intolerance and without your stupid twisted morality we may progress.

myls71914 Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - so.... thats how jesus died!!!!!! heheheh!!! LOL

ivyramram Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - hey you javierprato don't ever do that to jesus..... oh well now i know why you did that cuz you believe in satan right...

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