jeremypippen Says:

Oct 31, 2009 - as ur explanation is possible, i doubt he can switch hands instantly, fucktard

bulletstobinary Says:

Nov 1, 2009 - nah it's that way for me too.

siouxsienova Says:

Nov 1, 2009 - I just realized I saw him in San Francisco a few year ago. I kept thinking he looks SO familiar... then he did the Omaha joke and it all came back to me. My date hated that joke. She hated everything, but she really hated the Omaha joke. She wanted to walk out. I refused. She snarked at me about drinking too much. I was like "Hey, at least I'll be sober in a few hours. You'll still be a bitch." Thanks for the memories, Tosh. XOXO

eagledynasty81 Says:

Nov 1, 2009 - dude good for you, any girl who doesn't find this guy hilarious is a bitch.

WitchlingSailorMew Says:

Nov 2, 2009 - Agreed.

Superkj90 Says:

Nov 3, 2009 - COMPLETELY agree!! he is one of the best ever

candiecanes4u Says:

Nov 4, 2009 - LMAO! Thats great!

HipHopSamurai84 Says:

Nov 4, 2009 - oh my god he's so fuckin funny!

HipHopSamurai84 Says:

Nov 4, 2009 - HA HA HA HA! I love that "...you'll still be a bitch..." I'm gonna use that the next chance I get!

crio39 Says:

Nov 4, 2009 - "That's because you were homeschooled." "Valid point" hahahaha

NoFNexcuses Says:

Nov 6, 2009 - man, i saw him live 3 days ago and it was the best show i have ever seen! daniel tosh is a badasssss!!!!

bebenic Says:

Nov 7, 2009 - why is he saying "washing the gay off" when he, himself, is a faggot? gawd, how i loathe self-hating queers.

X6insane6X Says:

Nov 7, 2009 - Saw him live last night. He's fuckin' hilarious! 100 / 5 Win.

jackdandcoke1 Says:

Nov 7, 2009 - daniel tosh is not gay. Dont try to out smart a comedian dude you did it at his show he would make you look retarted dude.

doomfan331 Says:

Nov 8, 2009 - wtf are u talkin about dude daniel tosh isnt gay he fuckin rules

svdvr Says:

Nov 8, 2009 - Omaha blows.

KodieJames13 Says:

Nov 8, 2009 - haha "BULLSHIT SNAPPLE then i saw a globe and i was like im sorry snapple"

KodieJames13 Says:

Nov 8, 2009 - hahahahaha did that really happen?

jpledger102 Says:

Nov 8, 2009 - daniel is truely an amazing comedian

william1ter2burgh Says:

Nov 11, 2009 - I continue to think Tosh is dick and wrong but also hilarious! I tried to watch this performance on DVD while on a treadmill...couldn't do it because I was laughing so hard! He brought my wife and I together...we often quote Tosh...I'm sorry Snapple...lol

shoyb Says:

Nov 12, 2009 - lmfao, tosh is the man

25johnandersen Says:

Nov 13, 2009 - what portion does he say dave matthews band sucks??

texanfanjorge91 Says:

Nov 14, 2009 - Agreed!

tussler21557 Says:

Nov 14, 2009 - 6:20 poker is now actually an olympic sport it replaced softball. that suks

xXLadyTsunadeHimeXx Says:

Nov 15, 2009 - bullshit snapple!