"How To Break Up" Tales Of Mere Existence

kiracforest Says:

Nov 4, 2009 - I'm at phase 0. Meaning: Alone, not having a bf, therefore not worrying about the other phases that come with having a bf, yet still being that one person people go to when they themselves are starting the first phase of having a bf, knowing that phase 0 is also more like the greatest advise ever for it never having being deluded, also therefore meaning that I'm unaffected by what my friends face, making me feel cynically better about myself...

kiracforest Says:

Nov 4, 2009 - .... Which equals me being happy, THE WAY I FREAKIN' AM BABY :DDDD

summertimerolls77 Says:

Nov 6, 2009 - Hahahahahaha! :D This is brilliant!! So very true!!

tytig94 Says:

Nov 7, 2009 - umm... that was 65 lol jk i didnt count dont know

jas0njas0ff Says:

Nov 7, 2009 - soooo true! hahahahaha

c0mpl3xFate Says:

Nov 8, 2009 - wow...so true

samation26 Says:

Nov 8, 2009 - absolutely true!

Pseudotsuga1 Says:

Nov 8, 2009 - I always seem to skip phases 3 and 4. And half of 5 (the hatred of begin alone). Maybe I'm good at keeping myself entertained.

koberules01 Says:

Nov 11, 2009 - im on the last steps of phase 4 and entering phase 5(i hate being alone)...this was awesome lol!!!!

h3fst3r Says:

Nov 11, 2009 - I got to the feeling good about being alone step but started seeing my ex again... I'm so stupid.

llllllllx4Tllllllll Says:

Nov 11, 2009 - funny funny stuff.

Bugsta1991 Says:

Nov 13, 2009 - wow... im looking at my life in a flipbook.. i just could never get these steps right lol im at recovery XD right on i like this

douchebagpwned Says:

Nov 15, 2009 - you my friend are a scholar and a saint

LiNdAtHeGrEaT1 Says:

Nov 15, 2009 - im really haitng being alone. so im in recovery woo. cant wait to be in the other one.

floydspiritz Says:

Nov 16, 2009 - i'm only at the "one night stand with the girl on the bus stage" :( i have a long way to go to recovery ..

CR9realmadrid100 Says:

Nov 16, 2009 - ..... virgins

tomsega Says:

Nov 17, 2009 - It's difficult to know whether you're in stage three (getting back together) or stage five (finding someone else). Either way you've probably got 2-3 weird and empty months, before you know which. But is it upsetting because you loved them or because you're lonely and no longer get sex and compliments? Hmm.

BrittanyFrye Says:

Nov 18, 2009 - lev, you are my favorite

Bikebraker2 Says:

Nov 18, 2009 - hahahahaawsome XD

luvcaek Says:

Nov 18, 2009 - Have an argument about your job. Have an argument about your clothes. Have an argument about Valentine's Day. Have an argument about a Frying pan. Break up.

616Cthulhu616 Says:

Nov 19, 2009 - you know, i just expierienced all these steps in the last weeks, so ive gotta say its so insanly true what lev is saying...

bobthecoolman Says:

Nov 19, 2009 - god, life in 3 minutes. awesome job btw

bremen93 Says:

Nov 21, 2009 - took the words from my mouth; I feel (and am) exactly the same way. Dating looks like putting some romantic label on hanging out with someone you don't even know that well. I'm quite satisfied and not concerned at all with my "loneliness". :D

SuperHappyCakesHehe Says:

Nov 21, 2009 - Yeah that's pretty much it...

MusicianX2 Says:

Nov 21, 2009 - Spot on good sir.