How to Waste $3.8 Million Dollars

jadevegablack Says:

Oct 18, 2009 - late term abortion can be good, sometimes the babies form with the fluid around them, making a dead squished....would u wether have to push it out then bury it

8rgirl Says:

Oct 18, 2009 - and whats so wrong with mac + cheese?

otto9081 Says:

Oct 20, 2009 - just wanted to let you know that even though it was a helicopter it was still air force one while the pres was in it. that is the call sign given to whatever the pres is flying in

Whakampoo Says:

Oct 25, 2009 - I know right? Who want's a virgin anyways? Most guys want a slut who knows what shes doing.

waitnonthewrld2chnge Says:

Oct 25, 2009 - Fuck mac n cheese'n it he should be ramen n rice'n it.

Canderius Says:

Oct 25, 2009 - TY Jeff Dunham quoter

Whakampoo Says:

Oct 25, 2009 - Oh I didn't get it from Jeff Dumham, I got it from George carlin. :)

Nubei007 Says:

Oct 26, 2009 - Ozing the WTFUCKERY LOL

FoPhuckLive Says:

Oct 26, 2009 - craka and cheese dat shit

KrazyScenes Says:

Oct 27, 2009 - I think this is the only news that I actually like watching. You rock Phil!

nofear2485 Says:

Oct 27, 2009 - isnt selling your virginity considered prostitution?

kazalack Says:

Oct 27, 2009 - Yes

nofear2485 Says:

Oct 27, 2009 - then how is she allowed to bid her virginity?

kazalack Says:

Oct 27, 2009 - I am not sure but that is soliciting

Zuitman Says:

Oct 28, 2009 - From memory she did it out of Vegas seen as prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada. I think that's what happened anyway.

eggymean123 Says:

Oct 29, 2009 - Prostitution is legal in Nevada, which is where the girl is.

nofear2485 Says:

Oct 29, 2009 - wow I seriously did not know that thank you for enlightening me!!

eggymean123 Says:

Oct 29, 2009 - I didn't know until this story came out, lol. it's k.

cathycatma Says:

Oct 29, 2009 - he is gonna be 128 before he gets outta jail

LorChan1919 Says:

Nov 2, 2009 - Hm... well, my opinion on Obama is basically that since everything he does is paid for by the taxpayers, people can get pissed about whatever they want, really, but he's allowed to have a life, so..

SexiiAmberr88 Says:

Nov 3, 2009 - searching for a guy that will make me go wild!

gigasnail Says:

Nov 3, 2009 - Maybe my most favorite sXePhil to date. *Aplause*

fuzzyballs8726 Says:

Nov 5, 2009 - why would you sentence somone 75 years in prison when hes 53, just say ur in prison for the rest of your life

fathersky5 Says:

Nov 5, 2009 - look, in the middle of a recession, the worst thing a rich person can do is NOT spend money; if our president can stimulate the economy AND score with the first lady, then bravo.

FichDak Says:

Nov 6, 2009 - "should he be mac n cheesin it?" haha best line