Alton Brown Fried Turkey 1/3

maineventmike Says:

Apr 12, 2009 - 4:12 no rubber gloves 4:13 rubber gloves! haha

dmGFX Says:

May 15, 2009 - I believe it's in his episode on drinks, "Raising the Bar"

radioactivecum Says:

May 31, 2009 - 1. Take ur finger 2. Shove it up your ass. 3. leave it there, watch your reputation drop for being such a fuck-off for thinking something good would come from doing this.

johnkollor Says:

Jun 15, 2009 - Look up the good eats episode "True Grits" a guy has them all posted here =] lol it is really funny when he dose colonel sanders lol he's good at it

SuperUniverse10 Says:

Jun 18, 2009 - XD!!

kulutres Says:

Jul 25, 2009 - He has such a charm on his show, on Iron Chef he just seems like hes always reading a script or something, but on his own turf of Good Eat's, you get the real humor and personality of him, which I love.

ClamAttack Says:

Aug 3, 2009 - I love his laugh after the old lady falls over, makes me laugh.

PierceHardwood Says:

Sep 16, 2009 - Hehehe. Magic of television!

warrkrymez Says:

Oct 15, 2009 - Elton John.

BlaccBoii Says:

Oct 16, 2009 - Awesome gotta love Alton Brown he's like the Bill Nye the science guy of the food network 5 ***** ' s Alton

KittyLady123 Says:

Oct 28, 2009 - this is the best show ever

nastygozu Says:

Nov 11, 2009 - This is the best way for turkey I have ever had!!! Very very juicy! This guy is an amazing chef or whatever!

max2082 Says:

Nov 15, 2009 - All I can say is I've got two word for you BURN WARD. LOL

BellaOfBacardi Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - I love Good Eats! ;o)

alwaysfaithful1110 Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - I miss the old looking Alton Brown... Since he lost weight he looks kinda scary.

162747 Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - You know, you don't *need* a turkey for Thanksgiving It's kinda fucked up to murder a turkey for no reason, isn't it? Especially when it's supposed to be a warm family occasion, right? Make this Thanksgiving a great one for everybody by sparing the life of a thinking, breathing, warm-blooded creature who didn't do fucking thing to hurt you. ,

YoshiStory500001 Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - your a dumb ass hippie. its just a fucking bird people eat turky every day

flycrg Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - but its yummy yummy delicious murder

somethingwired7 Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - How is it murdering for no reason? its murdered for our enjoyment of its deliciousness

CountGams Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - 162747...it's called "The Food Chain" for a reason... If I took away everything you owned made from animals or animal by-products, you would be a skinny-assed burlap wearing, tofu eater...I suggest that for Thanksgiving this year everyone pit-fry a tree hugger...Luv, Count.

optweb2k Says:

Nov 24, 2009 - Horray, 162747 won't be eating turkey this year! MORE FOR US!!!

pigeonofvengance Says:

Nov 25, 2009 - What if it attacks you first? What if you kill it in self defense? What are you going to do after that huh? just leave it in the ground to rot? You wasteful bastard.

sred14 Says:

Nov 25, 2009 - gtfo youtube fucking pacifist.

quizzlefits Says:

Nov 26, 2009 - Looked like he was about to pee on the Norman Rockwell painting (timewise @ 1.28)

UncleChevitz Says:

Nov 26, 2009 - Turkeys are omnivorous, they kill to eat also, we are just saving the innocent lives of millions of annelids and insects. Get a clue before you come preaching to the world, nobody here wants to be proselytized to your beliefs. Go comment on a PETA video.