Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election

aaron4820 Says:

Oct 11, 2009 - sarah palin has a new book? (it's on the advert window)... i never knew she could draw cartoons.

TheMikey3000 Says:

Oct 12, 2009 - 30 secnd commercials can kiss my ass, 15 maybe, but thats pushin it

deoradude Says:

Oct 12, 2009 - reminds me of that dilbert episode with ben franklin and the voting machine, up here on youtube so there is no exuse to not view XD

tehimSuperCool95 Says:

Oct 12, 2009 - i bet more people care about politics then these people think.

TheoryReviewGuy Says:

Oct 14, 2009 - LMFAO... this is the best satire ever...

RaVeRNaTiOn Says:

Oct 14, 2009 - Wait my phone is vibrating...HAHA!!

kougafan Says:

Oct 15, 2009 - It's fake.

BoomBoomSticks Says:

Oct 16, 2009 - Lawl that was great. And they followed it up with how a voting machine accidentally spoiled the election results, angering our shadowy overlords.

STAINILIIEY Says:

Oct 16, 2009 - TheOnion needs a tv show.

mangaeclipse Says:

Oct 17, 2009 - TheOnion tv show would kick so much ass

umahuma4 Says:

Oct 17, 2009 - wouldnt realy work, notice how most of The Onions material is in short quick burst, but i guess if you rolled someting up into an accual fake news broadcast it would be funnier then SNL.

AKOK11 Says:

Oct 21, 2009 - The sad thing is, this is all rather true.

archercode Says:

Oct 24, 2009 - No shit...

kougafan Says:

Oct 24, 2009 - Was talking to someone who was taking it seriously.

bobbob0213 Says:

Oct 24, 2009 - What if they ask about..dem...democrats xD

DARnoc1234567890 Says:

Oct 27, 2009 - rofl 1:25 "women can vote too." no they cant

dsulitzer Says:

Oct 29, 2009 - the onion is the fuckin best haha

BruinFan04 Says:

Nov 2, 2009 - animals can't vote??? what? i thought they could!

joygarner Says:

Nov 2, 2009 - Deibold is owned by US Bancorp (Federal Reserve Member bank). US Bancorp also owns US Bank, and has recently purchased dozens of failed small US banks.

GeneralHotuffy Says:

Nov 3, 2009 - This is entirely too accurate.

HGGRAMON Says:

Nov 9, 2009 - The black one and the old one lol.

Fancysymbol Says:

Nov 9, 2009 - Woah, he's good.

SearchBillHicks Says:

Nov 15, 2009 - we can choose our leaders but we can't choose our choices.

plazas94 Says:

Nov 19, 2009 - frying them selves GENUIS!!!

hlaakso Says:

Nov 21, 2009 - i'm an independent