Chuck Norris in Action

rivas0104 Says:

Nov 17, 2009 - 1:53 big mistake

xXCR2032Xx Says:

Nov 18, 2009 - lol ok cool

Ysaraz Says:

Nov 18, 2009 - he kicks so much ass

JaasterMareel Says:

Nov 18, 2009 - no one chucks the norris!

xyfer2 Says:

Nov 18, 2009 - We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

TheTupacolypse Says:

Nov 18, 2009 - Type in "find Chuck Norris" in google, and then click I'm Feeling Lucky

therandomstuffinc Says:

Nov 18, 2009 - at 1:43 is that kane from Kung fu?!

TheRisingforce2000 Says:

Nov 19, 2009 - kick those wet backs ass

AtherionTournament Says:

Nov 19, 2009 - Chuck Norris is so shit -.-

kaspar16 Says:

Nov 19, 2009 - Chuck Norris is way better than Jesus. Yes Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

bajess Says:

Nov 19, 2009 - and the video you see above? Was shot when Chuck Norris was only 13! Chuck Norris raised his own parents from birth nearly ripped his mother's birth canal apart from his beard scraping against her insides!

r0ckerd00d Says:

Nov 19, 2009 - @kaspar16 your going to hell for comparing a living mortal to Jesus.

Felocoventura Says:

Nov 20, 2009 - @rockerd00d your saying others are going to hell when you do not have the power within your hands. You are not good. Saying others are going to hell is considered by some blasphemy. Reffered to in the bible as 'the unforgiveable sin'. So I do hope you get your shit straight.

Felocoventura Says:

Nov 20, 2009 - Chuck Norris drinks aviation fuel, and pisses out flames. He sweats alcohol, and shits handgrenades.

Felocoventura Says:

Nov 20, 2009 - @r0ckerd00d I meant. And typos. 'You do not have THAT power within your hands' 'THAT' not 'the.' And also 'You are not GOD' not 'good' 'GOD.'

CamTheWalrus Says:

Nov 20, 2009 - chuck norris wasn't trying for the first bit of that fight then he just got pissed off...

noxzorz Says:

Nov 21, 2009 - Ey chill, god doesn't exist anyway

manubanu Says:

Nov 21, 2009 - long live steven seagal

candyshit101 Says:

Nov 21, 2009 - faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap over buildings in a SINGLE BOUND! yes, these are some of chuck norris' warmups

Felocoventura Says:

Nov 21, 2009 - I agree.

PedroFlamengo8 Says:

Nov 21, 2009 - CHUCK NORRIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Onieracraft Says:

Nov 22, 2009 - he does unless your moron.

cheeze94 Says:

Nov 22, 2009 - 1:15 omg he beat up mario

Timoteo221 Says:

Nov 23, 2009 - Chuck Norris v.s David Carradine? Still pretty epic, even though Cucky owned him.

MrSexycookie Says:

Nov 23, 2009 - bullets are to scared to hit norris, thats why they never do!