How to Be A Whore

Added: Jul 27, 2008   By: Onision

Duration: 4:3

Channel: Howto

Not sure whether or not you or someone you know is a whore? After finishing this video, you may be certain! Make sure you send this video to all your friends, so they too can find out too, IF THEY ARE A WHORE! Visit my site anytime: http://www.onision.com Tags: how to be a whore howto do it yourself diy quiz hooker slut am i a is my friend an girl dirty woman paid for sex whores hookers and sluts oh my --------------- Original Script --------------- Brocon - Hey, my name's Brocon. You know a lot of girls out there dream big. [camera change] Brocon - Some want to be scientists, some want to be teachers and some want to be actors. [camera change] Brocon - But today I want to talk about a different kind of girl. Sally my whore girlfriend for instance. [camera change] Brocon - This is How to Be A Whore Telephone Call Brocon - Hey Sally, what are you up to? [go to black screen with her text every time] Sally - Oh hey Brocon! [man says "hey baby come back to bed"] Brocon - What the heck was that Sally? Sally - What? [Sally get off the phone and get back on me!] Um... Brocon? Brocon - [frustrated] Sally are you coming over at six? Sally - Totally YEAH! Brocon - Bye Sally - [moaning in the background] Brocon - [Hangs up and glares.] Meeting That Night [knock at the door] Brocon - Hey Sally Sally - Hey Brocon! Brocon - [pauses and looks at Sally's mouth which has mayo on it] Cuts to Brocon Brocon - You see, the first sign of someone being a whore is their face. [change camera] Brocon - Sometimes they'll have something crusty, sometimes there will be herpes. [change camera] Brocon - But a super whore's case, she'll have a fresh white cream on her face. [change camera] Brocon - And the pervert taxi driver that dropped her off will have a stupid grin on his face when he drives away. Cuts back to scene Brocon - Sally you have something on your face. Sally - Oh I'm sorry, that's just a ridiculously disgusting pimple. Brocon - No I mean that white crap. Sally - Oh that's dead skin... it's not sperm silly... haha... ha... Brocon - No I mean that fresh white wet goop on your face. Sally - Mayonaise... from... a sandwitch... I ate six hours ago... Brocon - [Goes looks at the camera awkwardly] Sally - What are you looking at? Brocon - Nothing... hey, did you want to cook the meal tonight? Sally - [laughs awkwardly] What do you mean? Cuts to Brocon Brocon - You see whores can't cook. All they're good for is baby making... [switches camera] Brocon - But once the babies out, that babies dumpster bound. Cuts to sitting at a table. Sally - OMG hot dogs are my favorite! But I like to eat them without the bun. [slow motion of her bringing it up to her mouth. Brocon - Are you serious right now? Sally - [sucks the hotdog disgustingly] Cuts to Brocon Brocon - You see no matter the food, whores will turn it into a sex object. [changes camera] Brocon - Whores think that sex is the only reason for living. Because their idiots. [changes camera] Brocon - Some people function based of logic, others emotion... [changes camera] Brocon - Sally operates off of sensation. Because she has the intelligence of a cat in heat. Cuts to scene of meal being finished with ketchup all over her face. Sally - Mmm, that fat meaty sausage was good Brocon. Brocon - Yeah... you have crap on your face again. Sally - So... Brocon - What? Sally - You know... [gropes self] Brocon - Oh... Cuts to Brocon Brocon - So this is the part where the whore really comes out. [changes camera angle] Brocon - I tell you, put anything in a whore's belly, no matter how simple... [changes camera] Brocon - And she'll be hotter than lava in the pits of hell times inifinite. [changes camera] Cuts to scene. Sally - So Brocon... want to take this to the bedroom. Brocon - [looks at an intense Brocon] Get out. OH NEE SEA ON

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